Care hair bear.

Care hair bear.
Originally uploaded by The Kilian and the Riley

Well, I, uh don't know what to say. Your hair is quite unlike your brothers, and closer to mine. Which is to say, insanely dense but straight. Thicket-like, if you will.
Your mother has taken to braiding it because it gets unruly (and we use that word in the nicest way possible, as opposed to you being unruly, which is a polite way of saying you're being a terror). When it comes out of the braids, this is what you get.
Also, *like* your brother, you rubbed off a lot of the hair on the back of your head when you were a little girl, so that part is shorter and thus even harder to tame.
On the behavior front, you have picked up a lot of curious habits, like breaking into tears when you don't get things that are not yours that you seem to have glommed on to. This includes scissors, your mother's jewelry, keys, iPhones, and remote controls.
Just so you know why you might be slightly bitter as a teenager, we explain why we are taking the items away, but we ignore the crying.
Nice hair.
Posted by Pops.